Not a Drill 100% Cotton Black T-Shirt
This Is Not a Drill 100% Cotton Black T-Shirt
A hammer. The words “this is not a drill.” That is it. That is the joke.
This black graphic tee delivers a perfectly literal pun with the kind of dry sarcasm that works best when you do not explain it—although someone probably will anyway. The hammer graphic turns a familiar emergency phrase into painfully obvious tool humor, making it ideal for anyone who appreciates dad jokes, workshop sarcasm, and clever designs that are just dumb enough to be brilliant.
Perfect for carpenters, mechanics, contractors, DIY addicts, garage tinkerers, and people who own more tools than they actually know how to use.
A great gift for the handy person who takes their work seriously—but absolutely nothing else.
With side seams
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment's shape longer and give it structural support
Ribbed knit collar with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Sleeve Printing Techniques
Most providers fulfill their sleeve prints using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) method, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. TextilDruck and Fulfill Engine use Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for their sleeves, providing vibrant colors and a smooth finish
Neck Label Printing Techniques
Most providers print their labels using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Meanwhile, TextilDruck and Stoked on Printing use Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for their labels, providing vibrant colors and a smooth finish
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
REACH Certified
Country of origin
Blank product sourced from Honduras
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: medium heat; Do not dryclean.
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